Yo it’s Cotton Weary in tha heezy

Be excited.

Love me or hate me I guarantee I make a lasting impression on anybody that listens to my music…if you don’t bother then I’m not bothering with you so go fuck yourself… Anyways the very least you could do is take the time to let me know how much you don’t like me in the Nice Man Monster section of my glorious website. Weird as it sounds, the creature has 2 distinct qualities about it that are utterly unique to any other living being on our planet: he smells worse than shit could imagine, and he can answer any and all questions you may have with absolute accuracy. Be it romantic advice, a great way to cook shrimp, who’s gonna win that big fight this weekend or even how you’re gonna die, the Nice Man Monster has your answer…So ask him why I suck so much, or something to that effect.

100% Cotton and Scott Foley Didn’t Kill Cotton Weary are both available free of charge when you come to any of my shows and/or through my email cdubblezz@aol.com. Just let me know how many copies you’d like and I’ll mail em to ya according to availability.

For anyone interested, the lyrics to every one of the songs on my album (100% Cotton) are available for your reading pleasure on this site…if you’re into that sorta thing, or if you think I’m like a good rapper or something and would like to look em over…

Also, despite my shameless lyrical sulking about missing my ex gf’s in a lot of my songs, I am happily single and have been for like a year…*wink wink* so any cute gals desperate enough to be interested in a college dropout rapper with big hair and small muscles…heh, hmm I cant quite figure out any way to finish that sentence. Ah well if anyone wants to chat, feel free to IM me. (But no gay peeps.)

The Random Thoughts section is just that, my random thoughts for that week. Now I refuse to refer to this section of the site as a “blog” mind you, bcuz that’s far too female…And there’s no specific subject the page is dedicated to like with most blogs so there, my manhood is intact. Any Yankee fans might enjoy my comments and rants about the team during baseball season too, as I get quite invested in the almighty bombers…

Any and all rappers or aspiring rappers from SI, NY or the Shaolin area that’s interested in collaborating with yours truly and my group should email me ASAP bcuz I wanna work with anyone that’s willing and beyond that our producer Tommy Gunz has plenty of instrumentals for sale at cheap prices. He doesn’t use samples so you’d be able to buy 100% original beats in the $100-$400 range with no possibility of anyone suing you for not clearing a sample…

Shout out to Monsignor Farrell H.S. in smokewood, Paddok’s gay, long live Nevin!

And last but not least, FUCK SCOTT FOLEY IN HIS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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